4 definitions by giotto
A G-Shot is when two people are having a simultaneous/synchronous orgasm. A G-Shot is among the best sexual moments, and can be achieved by straight, gay or lesbian couples. It requires true love to get a G-Shot, and it cannot be faked.
by giotto June 16, 2013
Noun. Cross between "explain" and "clarify". An approach typically used by people who have been caught in a serious act of felony (or business fraud which is even worse, but is not considered a felony by most governments because it would turn too many rich people into criminals). By explainifying their deeds, those guys effectively disclose the shit that is in their minds.
George was asked by the senate on why he accused Iraq of 9/11 and of possessing weapons of mass destruction. George explainified, and the world understood what was behind this war - little George's addiction to oil. Thank you for the explainification, George
by giotto April 14, 2013
A Cargo Fucker is a shipping company or freight forwarder that does not understand that their business purpose is to serve customers in getting their cargo from A to B in an efficient and effective manner. Typical symptoms you might observe when getting in touch with Cargo Fuckers are:
- Cargo Fucker refuses to pick up the goods from your storage provider
- Cargo Fucker does not understand INCO terms
- Cargo Fucker has no clue what import regulations and customs forms are
- Cargo Fucker is unavailable or unable to answer questions such as estimated time of arrival
- Cargo Fucker promises a delivery date, but will realize he made a mistake and tell the warehouse to inform you about a different delivery date which coincidently overlaps with your 4-week business trip
- Cargo Fucker delivers to a location that is different to the location that had been agreed in the contract
- Cargo Fucker causes additional costs but does not feel responsible to cover them
- Cargo Fucker damages your cargo so that it literally looks "fucked" (similar to the "American Pie" in the movie)
The best remedy against a Cargo Fucker is to document all symptoms you experience, post it on social media to prevent others from getting infected with Cargo Fuckery, and notify the local regulatory body
- Cargo Fucker refuses to pick up the goods from your storage provider
- Cargo Fucker does not understand INCO terms
- Cargo Fucker has no clue what import regulations and customs forms are
- Cargo Fucker is unavailable or unable to answer questions such as estimated time of arrival
- Cargo Fucker promises a delivery date, but will realize he made a mistake and tell the warehouse to inform you about a different delivery date which coincidently overlaps with your 4-week business trip
- Cargo Fucker delivers to a location that is different to the location that had been agreed in the contract
- Cargo Fucker causes additional costs but does not feel responsible to cover them
- Cargo Fucker damages your cargo so that it literally looks "fucked" (similar to the "American Pie" in the movie)
The best remedy against a Cargo Fucker is to document all symptoms you experience, post it on social media to prevent others from getting infected with Cargo Fuckery, and notify the local regulatory body
Me Client: Emma, what is the estimated arrival time of my shipment in San Francisco?
Emma Cargo Fucker: The goods will arrive in San Francisco on March 31st
Susie Warehouse: Your goods arrived at our warehouse in San Leandro on April 12th. The free storage period is over. You owe us $400 or we will discard your 13 boxes
Me Client: What the fuck? Damn it, Emma was a Cargo Fucker!
Emma Cargo Fucker: *moan* Your boxes really turned me on. I was soooooo horny. I had to fuck them *moan*
Emma Cargo Fucker: The goods will arrive in San Francisco on March 31st
Susie Warehouse: Your goods arrived at our warehouse in San Leandro on April 12th. The free storage period is over. You owe us $400 or we will discard your 13 boxes
Me Client: What the fuck? Damn it, Emma was a Cargo Fucker!
Emma Cargo Fucker: *moan* Your boxes really turned me on. I was soooooo horny. I had to fuck them *moan*
by giotto April 30, 2013
Cross of "why" and "wise". "Whyse" is an adjective used to describe smart people who have gathered plenty of information by systemically asking themselves and/or others the ultimate question - "why?"
Whyse men and women ask "why" a lot more frequently than normal people.
Normal person to whyse person: "Are you gay?"
Whyse person to normal person: "Why are you asking?"
Another example: being a "dog whisperer", you have been sitting quietly in a chair, chilling out at night at the beach in Goa. Suddenly, two cute dogs come around and start barking at you. Why?
Normal person to whyse person: "Are you gay?"
Whyse person to normal person: "Why are you asking?"
Another example: being a "dog whisperer", you have been sitting quietly in a chair, chilling out at night at the beach in Goa. Suddenly, two cute dogs come around and start barking at you. Why?
by giotto April 14, 2013