ggirlcolo's definitions

Degredating

Degredating (verb) Going on a date or actively dating someone who degrades you. Originally coined accidentally by Jimmie Whisman in a Small Town Murder episode.

Oh no, Jane is degredating Jim again, that asshole who constantly puts her down.

by ggirlcolo July 14, 2019

Didicktic

Didicktic (adjective)

Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.

Teaching others how to behave like a dick.

Didicktics (noun)

The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.

James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.

by ggirlcolo March 15, 2013

Psychointellectual

noun
1.
a person who displays clear intellectual ability but who is also extremely nuts.

2.
a person who pretends to be an intellectual but is actually crazy and spewing nonsense that only sounds like something important.

Brad never graduated from high school, however, he has a way with words, even if he can't quite put them in an order that makes any sense. If you don't listen closely, you might be impressed with his lengthy musings, but if you listen closely, you will discover that he is really a psychointellectual. Just don't tell Brad that, because he gets really mad, crazy mad.

by ggirlcolo April 10, 2015

Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

The Manshunting Project

A research and experimental strategy developed by a group of women who have reached maximum annoyance due to sloppy men hitting on them at bars and nightclubs.

The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.

Jessica employed the manshunting project when a carouser, reeking of too much aftershave and hooch, stumbled up to her at the bar. She quickly brought her cell phone to her ear and pretended to take an important call while her two friends obstructed the guy's path by dancing wildly in front of him, causing him to stagger in the opposite direction and land in the lap of a largely-built weight lifter.

by ggirlcolo February 24, 2013

Marathin

Marathin (adj)

Uncharacteristically thin due to marathon training.

Paul, a distance runner who weighs about as much as a napkin, isn't just thin, with the 120 miles a week he's logging each week, he's marathin.

by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013