Paul, a distance runner who weighs about as much as a napkin, isn't just thin, with the 120 miles a week he's logging each week, he's marathin.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013

Tenticulate (verb)
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
1. Due to Steve's carelessness, the computer became tenticulated in a mess of wires, cables and cords.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
by ggirlcolo February 20, 2013

The innards of any crusty loaf of bread. The word was first coined by Randy Marthins. Bread Innards.
by ggirlcolo October 09, 2011

Boulder Fat
Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.
Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.
Missy, who is training for a her first 10K, isn't as waif-like as the other runners who live in Boulder, one of the fittest cities in the nation. Despite being in shape and at a normal weight, everyone in the group knows she's Boulder fat.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013

noun
1.
a person who displays clear intellectual ability but who is also extremely nuts.
2.
a person who pretends to be an intellectual but is actually crazy and spewing nonsense that only sounds like something important.
1.
a person who displays clear intellectual ability but who is also extremely nuts.
2.
a person who pretends to be an intellectual but is actually crazy and spewing nonsense that only sounds like something important.
Brad never graduated from high school, however, he has a way with words, even if he can't quite put them in an order that makes any sense. If you don't listen closely, you might be impressed with his lengthy musings, but if you listen closely, you will discover that he is really a psychointellectual. Just don't tell Brad that, because he gets really mad, crazy mad.
by ggirlcolo April 10, 2015

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023
