Didicktic

Didicktic (adjective)

Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.

Teaching others how to behave like a dick.

Didicktics (noun)

The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.
James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.
by ggirlcolo March 16, 2013
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Brinnards

The innards of any crusty loaf of bread. The word was first coined by Randy Marthins. Bread Innards.
Ick, I hate the soft brinnards. I prefer the outer crust of the bread.
by ggirlcolo October 10, 2011
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Furiate

(verb) Furiate: Furiate, furiated, furiates:
Urinating when aggressively angry or ...pissed off.
After drinking a few too many beers and starting an argument, Jason was kicked out of the bar, so he went around back and furiated all over the wall in retaliation.
by ggirlcolo January 26, 2013
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Boulder Fat

Boulder Fat

Boulder fat describes someone who is of average weight but considered fat by Boulder standards.
Missy, who is training for a her first 10K, isn't as waif-like as the other runners who live in Boulder, one of the fittest cities in the nation. Despite being in shape and at a normal weight, everyone in the group knows she's Boulder fat.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
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Tenticulate

Tenticulate (verb)

To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
1. Due to Steve's carelessness, the computer became tenticulated in a mess of wires, cables and cords.

2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
by ggirlcolo February 20, 2013
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The Manshunting Project

A research and experimental strategy developed by a group of women who have reached maximum annoyance due to sloppy men hitting on them at bars and nightclubs.

The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.
Jessica employed the manshunting project when a carouser, reeking of too much aftershave and hooch, stumbled up to her at the bar. She quickly brought her cell phone to her ear and pretended to take an important call while her two friends obstructed the guy's path by dancing wildly in front of him, causing him to stagger in the opposite direction and land in the lap of a largely-built weight lifter.
by ggirlcolo February 25, 2013
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