Chocolamistic (adj)
1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.
Chocolamist (noun)
2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate
1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.
Chocolamist (noun)
2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate
After three quickly-consumed Hershey bars, Jenny was chocolamistic that the work day would pass quickly.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
The innards of any crusty loaf of bread. The word was first coined by Randy Marthins. Bread Innards.
by ggirlcolo October 09, 2011
Misinterpretated (verb)
To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.
To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.
After Jimmy explained that his boss presented the material in a languid manner, Sally, having no clue but wanting to sound educated, nodded and misinterpretated to her friends that she didn't like bosses who used too many words either.
by ggirlcolo March 17, 2013
Chocolavoire (n)
Someone or something whose diet consists mostly of chocolate, cocoa or chocolate-flavored foods and beverages.
Not to be confused with a chocoholic, whose addiction is mild compared to a chocolavoire.
Chocolavorous (adj)
Eating primarily chocolate with little consumption of anything else.
Someone or something whose diet consists mostly of chocolate, cocoa or chocolate-flavored foods and beverages.
Not to be confused with a chocoholic, whose addiction is mild compared to a chocolavoire.
Chocolavorous (adj)
Eating primarily chocolate with little consumption of anything else.
Frank, a chocolavoire by nature, hoarded Dove dark chocolate bars in his desk drawer at work and couldn't start the day without a cup of hot cocoa.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
noun
1.
a person who displays clear intellectual ability but who is also extremely nuts.
2.
a person who pretends to be an intellectual but is actually crazy and spewing nonsense that only sounds like something important.
1.
a person who displays clear intellectual ability but who is also extremely nuts.
2.
a person who pretends to be an intellectual but is actually crazy and spewing nonsense that only sounds like something important.
Brad never graduated from high school, however, he has a way with words, even if he can't quite put them in an order that makes any sense. If you don't listen closely, you might be impressed with his lengthy musings, but if you listen closely, you will discover that he is really a psychointellectual. Just don't tell Brad that, because he gets really mad, crazy mad.
by ggirlcolo April 10, 2015
Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023