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Paul, a distance runner who weighs about as much as a napkin, isn't just thin, with the 120 miles a week he's logging each week, he's marathin.
by ggirlcolo February 23, 2013
Get the Marathinmug. The innards of any crusty loaf of bread. The word was first coined by Randy Marthins. Bread Innards.
by ggirlcolo October 9, 2011
Get the Brinnardsmug. Tenticulate (verb)
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
1. Due to Steve's carelessness, the computer became tenticulated in a mess of wires, cables and cords.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
by ggirlcolo February 20, 2013
Get the Tenticulatemug. A research and experimental strategy developed by a group of women who have reached maximum annoyance due to sloppy men hitting on them at bars and nightclubs.
The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.
The project involves various methods of avoiding or otherwise pushing obnoxious boozers away, either individually or with the help of other women. When carried out with the help of others, the project is usually tipped off by a predetermined signal or phone call to friends.
Jessica employed the manshunting project when a carouser, reeking of too much aftershave and hooch, stumbled up to her at the bar. She quickly brought her cell phone to her ear and pretended to take an important call while her two friends obstructed the guy's path by dancing wildly in front of him, causing him to stagger in the opposite direction and land in the lap of a largely-built weight lifter.
by ggirlcolo February 24, 2013
Get the The Manshunting Projectmug. Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
Get the Upside Down Mustard Containermug. Didicktic (adjective)
Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.
Teaching others how to behave like a dick.
Didicktics (noun)
The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.
Inclined to instruct or lecture others on the art of being a jerk.
Teaching others how to behave like a dick.
Didicktics (noun)
The art or science of being a dick or a jerk.
James, in his overly didicktic way, slurred his weekly bar-side lesson on "how to pick up hot chicks" to his droopy-eyed, drunken audience, complete with a demonstration of pinching a fine specimen on her ass, followed by a quick pop-quiz on what to do after being slapped across the face in public.
by ggirlcolo March 15, 2013
Get the Didickticmug.