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Definitions by george hoefer

Jesus Monkey Lords 

What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
jesus monkey lords i am bored!

French Poodle Cheese Dip

What you say when you dont have anything else to say.
See Jesus Monkey Lords
French Poodle Cheese Dip I am bored!

doodootaculus 

something that totaly sucks ass...like ham and cheese hotpockets
Tim: Hey man did you ever get that raise at work?
Kyle: Nah
Tim: Aw, that's doodootaculus
Kyle: No kidding, now leave me to sulk and eat my ham & cheese hotpocket
doodootaculus by George Hoefer March 23, 2005
Used in playing Super Smash Brothers Melee; sort of like revenge, but better. Example: Zelda kills Roy with a lucky but annoying shitty item such as a Mr. Saturn, then Roy comes back and Makes Zelda's life a living hell. Zelda is then bained. Roy bained Zelda.
Taylor: GOD DAMN IT STOP BAINING ME!
George: Sorry dude, I can't stop, I'm stuck in kick your ass mode
Bained by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

kick your ass mode 

Almost like survival mode, only like when you are totaly determined to kick someones ass.
I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode
A song consisting of guitar, bass, drums, and lyrics that you put on to get laid.
She was hanging out with me and then i turned on Echo and BAM her panties were nowhere to be found.
Echo by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

Beat Off! 

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'
Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.
Beat Off! by George Hoefer March 10, 2005