geordie's definitions

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004

cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

by geordie May 11, 2003

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

SMB

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.

Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?

by Geordie January 9, 2004

god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am

knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA

by geordie May 11, 2003

chilem

a thing you put cannabis in to burn it

lend iz ya chilem

by geordie October 24, 2003

butt pipe

a term for sum onme who is an arse hole

by geordie October 24, 2003