geoff's definitions

sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.

He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.

by geoff May 20, 2005

fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass

i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it

by Geoff October 15, 2006

spam butterfly

A lady´s hole

Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/

by Geoff January 25, 2004

fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.

My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

golden orbs

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

by Geoff May 29, 2004

Really Raticated

When someone is bugging out because they do not own any gats, regulators, 9 inches, balloons, hoes, whips, ear rings or anything or anything of "gangsta" value.

"YAyo, you need to stop raticating"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004