pubic mullet

Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

by genegine October 14, 2006

suicide bomber

Dude or chick who knowingly bangs someone with HIV and/or AIDS.

Dude, I would totally bang Magic Johnson but I'm no suicide bomber.

by genegine October 14, 2006

earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

by genegine October 14, 2006

turtle

What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.

I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.

by genegine October 14, 2006

The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

by genegine January 02, 2008