Definitions by geekmalone

smug idiots 

People who have become somewhat wealthy due to inheritance or luck; and who are also certain that they are above others, even though they are dumb as fuck.

Every city has its share of smug idiots. They're so fucking proud of themselves. But on closer inspection, you'll see that they're as empty as the post modern bullshit lofts that they live in.

smug idiots by geekmalone August 16, 2020

badigity 

The little items that come along with the product you bought such as little cables, brushes, cords, adapters etc. You're not sure if you will need them later, so you keep them along with the box that the product came in. But you never use them. Badigity grows over time and can become dangerous if not controlled.

The Johnson household suffered from a severe case of badigity. Eventually a professional had to be called in to address the problem.

badigity by geekmalone August 2, 2020

Cancel Culture 

The dangerous idea that disagreement legitimizes attack.

Cancel Culture is on full display in the riots of 2020. The rioters are burning down cities and nothing is being done about it. Many Mayors are sympathetic to the rioters' grievances, so there is no response to the violence. In the meantime, business owners who have paid millions in taxes over the years to the government for protection are seeing their businesses destroyed.

Cancel Culture by geekmalone July 12, 2020

Puff Ball

An employee with no skill for the job.

Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.

Puff Ball by geekmalone June 30, 2020

KNMM 

Know Nothing Middle Manager

KNMM stands for Know Nothing Middle Manager. Seriously, who the fuck thought that having these idiots was a good idea?

KNMM by geekmalone June 26, 2020

offended 

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

offended by geekmalone June 24, 2020

Diversity Overload

Similar to an electrical overload, but with diversity.

Mike: I'm getting a Diversity Overload with all of this diversity talk on TV and at work...
Jen: Check out my new "Kente" scarf.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Diversity Overload by geekmalone June 19, 2020