Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.
by geekmalone June 24, 2020
An absolute certainty of one's own righteousnous, even in the face of facts that show that it is horribly wrong.
Young Liberals during the Trump era have a Nazi Certainty about them. They're sure that their violence and anti-establishment behavior is getting them a brighter tomorrow. But like Hitler's Nazis, these stupid little people are only tools for destructive leaders who will dispense of them the minute they aren't useful anymore.
by geekmalone March 18, 2020
Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.
Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.
by geekmalone August 19, 2020
by geekmalone September 16, 2020
The little items that come along with the product you bought such as little cables, brushes, cords, adapters etc. You're not sure if you will need them later, so you keep them along with the box that the product came in. But you never use them. Badigity grows over time and can become dangerous if not controlled.
The Johnson household suffered from a severe case of badigity. Eventually a professional had to be called in to address the problem.
by geekmalone August 02, 2020
All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 01, 2024
KNMM stands for Know Nothing Middle Manager. Seriously, who the fuck thought that having these idiots was a good idea?
by geekmalone June 26, 2020