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smedging

taking credit when none is warranted
I've noticed a lot of companies smedging during the corona virus. Taking credit for their own grand behavior when in fact they haven't done anything different than usual. Wikipedia saying "...our volunteers are working to bring you a trusted source of unbiased information. Throughout these challenging times, knowledge must and will remain open for all." I mean seriously, Shut The Fuck Up.
by geekmalone March 21, 2020
mugGet the smedgingmug.

Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
mugGet the Winged Monkeys in the Mediamug.

politihate

To hate another person solely because that person has a different political perspective than you.
The fuckheads at Urban Dictionary deleted 45 of my definitions because I have a different political perspective than them. A clear case of politihate.
by geekmalone September 14, 2022
mugGet the politihatemug.

Help Me Spock

An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.

Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.

The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
by geekmalone October 17, 2022
mugGet the Help Me Spockmug.

Cancel Culture

The dangerous idea that disagreement legitimizes attack.
Cancel Culture is on full display in the riots of 2020. The rioters are burning down cities and nothing is being done about it. Many Mayors are sympathetic to the rioters' grievances, so there is no response to the violence. In the meantime, business owners who have paid millions in taxes over the years to the government for protection are seeing their businesses destroyed.
by geekmalone July 12, 2020
mugGet the Cancel Culturemug.

Puff Ball

Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.
by geekmalone June 30, 2020
mugGet the Puff Ballmug.

fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.
Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!
by geekmalone December 4, 2020
mugGet the fuck up my narrativemug.

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