Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.
by geekmalone June 30, 2020
Get the Puff Ballmug. Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.
Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.
by geekmalone April 08, 2021
Get the Suicide Bomber Journalismmug. Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
Get the The Loadmug. Mike: Let's take a selfie together in our new car.
Jen: Why? That's just weird.
Mike: Come on... We're just like the people in the brochure!
Jen: I've been meaning to talk to you about this.
Mike: What baby? We have a trendy apartment, great fashion sense, and now a new car.
Jen: I'm worried that you suffer from Getty Imagery.
Mike: That stock photo thing?
Jen: Yes. Our apartment sucks, you look like shit most of the time, and we'll be paying for that car for 7 years.
Mike: Yeah but the photo is the only thing that matters. I can post it on all my social media accounts.
Jen: Hmm.
Jen: Why? That's just weird.
Mike: Come on... We're just like the people in the brochure!
Jen: I've been meaning to talk to you about this.
Mike: What baby? We have a trendy apartment, great fashion sense, and now a new car.
Jen: I'm worried that you suffer from Getty Imagery.
Mike: That stock photo thing?
Jen: Yes. Our apartment sucks, you look like shit most of the time, and we'll be paying for that car for 7 years.
Mike: Yeah but the photo is the only thing that matters. I can post it on all my social media accounts.
Jen: Hmm.
by geekmalone June 04, 2024
Get the Getty Imagerymug. The industry of service providers that allow adults to continue their vain high school lifestyles into adulthood.
Facebook and Twitter are two of the biggest companies in The High School Vanity Continuation Industry. Who would have ever thought that a billion people wanted to continue high school bullshit into adulthood?
by geekmalone May 05, 2020
Get the The High School Vanity Continuation Industrymug. The fuckheads at Urban Dictionary deleted 45 of my definitions because I have a different political perspective than them. A clear case of politihate.
by geekmalone September 14, 2022
Get the politihatemug. Term coined by Rudy Giuliani to refer to the coordinated effort to steal Donald Trump's victory in the November 3rd 2020 Presidential election.
THE PLAN was the brainchild of Warren Buffet when he exclaimed at a meeting of the DICS (Dem Inner Circle Society) in November 2010 "We can't let these stupid peasants choose their leaders anymore!". All of the other DICS members (Zucky, Bezos, Gates, Dorsey, and Brennan) immediately agreed and the creation of THE PLAN began. Many components of THE PLAN were easy: The cooperation of the county voting boards, the compliance of the main stream media, and the bribing of Judges who might preside over any legal challenges. But some components of THE PLAN were not easy: The acceptance of the Dominion voting system in 13 states, the simultaneous stopping of the vote counting in six states, and the payoffs of members of the Conservative media. As time went by, THE PLAN grew in complexity. In 2016, the DICS tested THE PLAN in Orange County, California. This test was highly successful. Then in 2018, THE PLAN was tested on the entire state of Virginia, also very successful. In 2020, THE PLAN was implemented nationwide to steal the election from Donald Trump. Most of THE PLAN was successful, but there were some glitches, including: The complete dumping of Fox News by Conservatives when Fox hosts sided against Trump, numerous tattle-tale voting board employees who spilled the beans about THE PLAN to Trump's lawyers, and Donald Trump's incredible tenacity. Only time will tell if THE PLAN will be successful in 2020, but its chances of succeeding decrease as more Americans learn about it.
by geekmalone November 19, 2020
Get the THE PLANmug.