Definitions by geederd

Crill 

Slang for methamphetamine. Used by a tweaker that consumes vast amounts of meth but only gets motivated enough to chase the bag some more.

Vinny: Dude, what happened to the handle bars on your bike?

Jeff: I was fucking tapped so I scrapped them for a quart of King Cobra and a nickel bag of crill.

Crill by geederd December 12, 2021

Cracka Wacka 

A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.

Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?

Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.

Cracka Wacka by geederd December 12, 2021

Saltine Shuffle 

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

Saltine Shuffle by geederd December 12, 2021

Bidenize 

To severely fuck something up.

Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!

Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.

Bidenize by geederd November 29, 2020

cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

Slapdickery 

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

Slapdickery by geederd November 28, 2020

bidenomics 

In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.

Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!

Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go

bidenomics by geederd November 28, 2020