Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 28, 2020
Get the Slapdickerymug. A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
by geederd November 28, 2020
Get the cocksplintermug. Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the Unborn Crib Midgetmug. Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the Saltine Shufflemug. Slang for methamphetamine. Used by a tweaker that consumes vast amounts of meth but only gets motivated enough to chase the bag some more.
Vinny: Dude, what happened to the handle bars on your bike?
Jeff: I was fucking tapped so I scrapped them for a quart of King Cobra and a nickel bag of crill.
Jeff: I was fucking tapped so I scrapped them for a quart of King Cobra and a nickel bag of crill.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the Crillmug. When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.
Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.
Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Get the West Virginia Wangjanglermug. Anti-truthite (n): A deceitful individual, predominantly from a certain unnamed chosen group, who relentlessly and maliciously rejects, twists, and undermines factual reality, spewing deliberate lies, distortions, and mass deception to manipulate narratives for self-serving, sinister, or ideological gain. These peddlers of falsehoods flood society with toxic misinformation, eroding trust and truth itself, while the rest of society—awakened to their pervasive deceit—actively counters this scourge through vigilant fact-checking, public exposure, and unified efforts to dismantle their web of lies and restore integrity.
Jim: Dude, why is Jakob Platinumstein denying what we can all see clearly with our own eyes?
Steve: Isn't it obvious? Jake is an Anti-truthite. They will use impressive mental gymnastics in an attempt to discredit you. Then when they can not discredit your verifiable facts they pretend to be a victim of hate because that effectively silences any criticism of them. This tactic is designed to prevent exposure of their lies. However, it seems that tactic is no longer working as people are used to being told they hate anything that they legitimately criticize. Truth always prevails Jimmy, my friend.
Steve: Isn't it obvious? Jake is an Anti-truthite. They will use impressive mental gymnastics in an attempt to discredit you. Then when they can not discredit your verifiable facts they pretend to be a victim of hate because that effectively silences any criticism of them. This tactic is designed to prevent exposure of their lies. However, it seems that tactic is no longer working as people are used to being told they hate anything that they legitimately criticize. Truth always prevails Jimmy, my friend.
by geederd June 2, 2025
Get the Anti-truthitemug.