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Thirsty Joe

When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.

Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.

Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.

by geederd October 29, 2022

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Cracka Wacka

A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.

Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?

Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Crill

Slang for methamphetamine. Used by a tweaker that consumes vast amounts of meth but only gets motivated enough to chase the bag some more.

Vinny: Dude, what happened to the handle bars on your bike?

Jeff: I was fucking tapped so I scrapped them for a quart of King Cobra and a nickel bag of crill.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Alabama Santa

When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.

Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?

Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.

Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.

by geederd December 12, 2021

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

by geederd December 12, 2021