Johnny: Bruh, Zack must've got drunk and high before that speech because that was a trainwreck!
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
Dave: Yeah man, he really bidenized that shit.
by geederd November 29, 2020
The term "Deep State Knucklehead" typically refers to a small and disproportionately wealthy segment of the global population that holds significant economic, political, and social influence. This group is often associated with the concentration of wealth and power, which can result in a considerable impact on various aspects of society. These individuals are often top earners, influential business leaders, high-ranking politicians, and prominent figures in sectors like finance, technology, and media. While the exact composition and dynamics of this elite can vary, they are often criticized for exerting undue control over political decisions, economic policies, and social systems. Discussions about the "Deep State Knuckleheads" often center on issues of income inequality, social justice, and the overall distribution of resources and opportunities in the world. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Dave: Did you hear about the new coof variant? I hear lockdowns are coming.
Billy: Aww hell no I am not going to comply with this shit. Who is the slapdick making all of these disastrous and coincidental distractions happen when there just happens to be an upcoming presidential election?
Dave: Most likely what we have here is a Deep State Knucklehead. It's likely that there are many of them who intentionally cause death and destruction for their personal gain. They are the scum of the earth and are probably guilty of crimes against humanity. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Billy: Brohhhh!
Billy: Aww hell no I am not going to comply with this shit. Who is the slapdick making all of these disastrous and coincidental distractions happen when there just happens to be an upcoming presidential election?
Dave: Most likely what we have here is a Deep State Knucklehead. It's likely that there are many of them who intentionally cause death and destruction for their personal gain. They are the scum of the earth and are probably guilty of crimes against humanity. Oh... and they hate rubber chickens.
Billy: Brohhhh!
by geederd August 27, 2023
Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
by geederd December 12, 2021
Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.
by geederd December 12, 2021
A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
by geederd November 28, 2020
Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.
I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.
by geederd November 28, 2020
A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.
Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
by geederd December 12, 2021