When democrats are taking part in an election but do not campaign, draw crowds or have any accomplishments to run on yet sill win or have a very close race. (See 2020 election) This is always accompanied by widespread reports of voter fraud in the democrats favor as well as mysterious and impossible spikes in votes for the democrats. We know it's a stealection because the democrats fight extraordinarily hard to make sure there are plenty of flaws in the election system which gives them various opportunities to commit fraud. Such as using mules to stuff ballot boxes with multiple stacks of ballots for their candidate, blocking poll watchers from observing the fraud and having foreign run election machines switch votes to their candidate. On occasion they are so far behind that the deep state controlled main stream media will switch the vote count in the middle of the night in favor of their candidate by a small number of votes as to make it seem less obvious that they are participating in the stealection. But they get caught every time and the evidence that has been compiled over the last several years will be used against them during certain key figures military tribunals to prove that they are guilty of treason, sedition and subversive activities against the United States of America as defined in Title 18 USC Ch. 115: TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES.
Jose: Hey Broski, what the fuck is going on in Arizona? Why would it take this long to count the votes? Florida, a larger state got the job done quickly and efficiently without any signs of fuckery.
Dave: Isn't it obvious at this point? As usual the Democrats are engaging in a stealection. Florida has laws in place to assure the election is fair and cannot be manipulated. Rest assured buddy. Patriots are in control and we are taking our country back. Be patient while the overwhelming evidence is compiled. In the words of Napoleon Bonaparte, "Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself"
Dave: Isn't it obvious at this point? As usual the Democrats are engaging in a stealection. Florida has laws in place to assure the election is fair and cannot be manipulated. Rest assured buddy. Patriots are in control and we are taking our country back. Be patient while the overwhelming evidence is compiled. In the words of Napoleon Bonaparte, "Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself"
by geederd November 12, 2022
When democrats are taking part in an election but do not campaign, draw crowds or have any accomplishments to run on yet sill win or have a very close race. (See 2020 election) This is always accompanied by widespread reports of voter fraud in the democrats favor as well as mysterious and impossible spikes in votes for the democrats. We know it's a stealection because the democrats fight extraordinarily hard to make sure there are plenty of flaws in the election system which gives them various opportunities to commit fraud. Such as using mules to stuff ballot boxes with multiple stacks of ballots for their candidate, blocking poll watchers from observing the fraud and having foreign run election machines switch votes to their candidate. On occasion they are so far behind that the deep state controlled main stream media will switch the vote count in the middle of the night in favor of their candidate by a small number of votes as to make it seem less obvious that they are participating in the stealection. But they get caught every time and the evidence that has been compiled over the last several years will be used against them during certain key figures military tribunals to prove that they are guilty of treason, sedition and subversive activities against the United States of America as defined in Title 18 USC Ch. 115: TREASON, SEDITION, AND SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES.
Jose: Hey Broski, what the fuck is going on in Arizona? Why would it take this long to count the votes? Florida, a larger state got the job done quickly and efficiently without any signs of fuckery.
Dave: Isn't it obvious at this point? As usual the Democrats are engaging in a stealection. Florida has laws in place to assure the election is fair and cannot be manipulated. Rest assured buddy. Patriots are in control and we are taking our country back. Be patient while the overwhelming evidence is compiled. In the words of Napoleon Bonaparte, "Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself"
Dave: Isn't it obvious at this point? As usual the Democrats are engaging in a stealection. Florida has laws in place to assure the election is fair and cannot be manipulated. Rest assured buddy. Patriots are in control and we are taking our country back. Be patient while the overwhelming evidence is compiled. In the words of Napoleon Bonaparte, "Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying himself"
by geederd November 12, 2022
Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.
Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.
by geederd December 12, 2021
In order to practice Bidenomics you must take a thriving United States economy and turn it to complete shit with job killing regulations, higher taxes and general Democrat slapdickery.
Johnny: Have you seen whats going on in Venezuela? It's a complete shithole! People are starving and eating their fucking pets! It's a disaster!
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
Dave: Yeah man, that's Bidenomics for ya! If destroying nations is your thing then Bidenomics is the way to go
by geederd November 29, 2020
A cracka wacka is a weed whacker that is missing a crucial component such as the carburetor but will supposedly work if the missing part is installed. Usually it's sale price is $11 but can be negotiated with scrap copper and other recyclables.
Johnny: Dude, where the hell did you get that piece of shit? It's missing the rip cord. Does it even run?
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
Dave: Don't be talking shit about my cracka wacka. I negotiated this fine piece of machinery at Sunnvale Trailer Park for a bent up shopping cart and some scrap romex. It will run once I install the rip cord.
by geederd December 12, 2021
A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.
Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!
by geederd November 29, 2020
When a man is deprived of sex for an unreasonable amount of time by his angry girlfriend but he is honor bound so he resorts to creepshots at the local college Target. Then proceeds to get caught by his girlfriend. Ironically destroying his honor.
Johnny: Damn bruh, Becky is so pissed because I got caught taking creepshots at the Target when I said I was picking up baby formula.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
Dave: Well maybe if she would give up the gash you wouldn't be such a Thirsty Joe all the time.
by geederd October 30, 2022