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Definitions by gary coleman iv

over-ejaculation 

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.
When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

MarioCock 

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.
MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.
Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.
Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.
Plasmatic by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cock-o-matic 

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.
I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

Semen Stadium 

I think we need to erect a new semen stadium downtown.

Fagillian 

Am imaginary number used to describe a mass gathering of a million or more fags in one place.
Man, there must be a fagillian people in my closet.
Fagillian by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008