smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Dustin Zamecnik

a stupid little asshole that likes men.

Don't be such a Dustin Zamecnik.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005

umph

Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

manya

Synonym for perfection. Kind of like karma. You stive now to do good deeds so you may return to earth in the state of Manya.

A charitable and benevolent and intelligent person can only hope to one day reach the state of Manya.

by Garrett December 31, 2003

Pre-MEK

The Pre-M(ature)E(jaculators)K(lub). An organization created to make those who bust a nut too soon feel accepted, no matter how many mean girlies laugh at them.

Thanks to Pre-MEK, my super short sex doesn't make my unfourtionate date doesn't get too mad.

by Garrett January 01, 2005