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Definitions by gareth

your mum is good
good by gareth November 27, 2003

not for ants 

This Tequila is not for ants
not for ants by gareth October 28, 2003

rodney rude 

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".
rodney rude by Gareth October 26, 2003
i stroke my fucking cumgun
cumgun by gareth August 28, 2003

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
carrot dick by Gareth August 14, 2003
An internet site filled with fun games.
I'm gonna go on miniclip.com
Miniclip by Gareth July 3, 2003

bum darts 

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.
on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect
bum darts by gareth January 29, 2003