gareth's definitions

Gah

A term used when drunk, notably recognised by a select group of ex-patrons of the Silver Trumpet.

Should be used outside the confines of a sentence.

Gah!!!!!!

Must be on it's own.

by Gareth February 11, 2005

eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.

Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

scraggy

An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.

Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!

by Gareth November 18, 2004

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.

"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."

by Gareth March 24, 2004

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.

on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect

by gareth January 29, 2003

i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.

This Tequila is not for ants

by gareth October 28, 2003