Definitions by gareth
lickmuff
A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire
sportka
Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms
eggbina bervina
A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.
eggbina bervina by Gareth November 11, 2004
i wish
Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.
hatchet matchet and despatchit
The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
hatchet matchet and despatchit by Gareth November 11, 2004