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Macs or PC's 

Which are better? Macs or PC'S? Let's see: Mac's have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like crap. Macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

PC's are often slow and lumpy and they can't have as much software on them as PC's. But they're the best for playing computer games (Do they even have them on Mac's) and downloading Porn as you know you ALL do. (Not me, though. I have a girlfriend) PC's are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.
And the winner is.....
PC's.
Macs or PC's by G-Union June 17, 2004

The Rock 

(N.) A Hollywood actor who on rare occasions moonlights as a Wrestler on the WWe. He's like other WWe superstars such as JBL John Bradshaw Layfield who's a Politcal Analyst/Wrestler, Stacy Kiebler who's a Schoolteacher/NFL Cheerleader/Wrestling diva, John Cena who's a Horrible, Terrible Wigger-Rapper/Wrestler, and Kane, who's a Children's Party Clown/Wrestler.
The Rock is the 2014 Governor of Florida. California then will be governed by Justin Timberlake, who'll still be upset with President Spears and Vice President Jessica Simpson.
The Rock by G-Union May 25, 2004

The Fat Lady Sings 

It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

I'm Rick James Bitch! 

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!!!

I'm Spicy 

The Burger King catchphrase used by the blubbering twit in The Office seen in those Burger King Spicy Chicken commericals.
There's Phil in Accounting, who made up the phrase, Laurie the VP, who tries to make it better sounding, and Ron, the co-manager, who doesn't liked to be poked.
I wonder what office those shitheads work in, anyway? Do they really have enough time to talk about Burger King theories during lunch hour?
"I'm Spicy!" Still a million times better than McDonalds lame-ass attempt to pander to urban consumers with the Shitackular "I'm Lovin' It." Who the fuck do they think they are, Chingy?
I'm Spicy by G-Union May 11, 2004
(N.) A Euphemism for Ejaculate. It's a simple as that.
No White person knows what "Skeet" means, so you can have some fun with the word at Work or School. Intrestingly enough, no White person has even heard that word before Dave Chappelle or the Yin Yang Twins in "Saltshaker"(: "Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean." That's funny as shit, by the way.)
Skeet by G-Union May 10, 2004
(N.) A fat-fucker who raps in Eminem's D12. He really is the only one in d12 people even know ('I'm the most popularest one in da group.") He raps (Talks real slowly) about having sex with relatives and doing lewd acts while people watch him.
Bizarre's is the only part in "My Band" that I like. Damn, Eminem has gotten corny as shit!
Bizarre by G-Union May 4, 2004