Philly Fakeout

When "The Real World" tries to shoot in Philadelphia and then pulls out at the last second, realizing how much of a mistake that would've been.

MTV's Philly Fakeout was better than the actual term for it.

by G-Union March 24, 2004

Gigli

(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (www.thebridgecinema.com/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.

Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."

by G-Union January 12, 2004

Giant Ass

(N.) A really large posterior.

It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.

by G-Union February 03, 2004

Warlord Of Rap

(N.) Eminem.

"It's only fair to warn I was born with a set of horns and metaphors attached to my damn umbulical cord. Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board that'll smash into your Honda Accord With a 4 door Ford."

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

boing

(N.) The image or sound effect of something exciting.

Hey, I just saw this really tall chick with big boobies. Boing!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

UPN

(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.

The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......

by G-Union July 15, 2003