g-union's definitions

Donald Trump

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"

by G-Union April 5, 2004

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

by G-Union May 30, 2003

Drowning Kid Industries

(N.) Developed by Mr. Rich Texan, (whose past projects include Omni-Pave and Lisa Land)DKI is an international multinational corporation that makes millions of baby accident industry related projects each year. It's also where my Mom works at. (She invented the Baby Crutch)

Drowning Kid Industries is the best Baby Accident related company on the entire planet, so take that, Novelty Cartoon Bandages Inc.!

by G-Union July 23, 2003

Beyonzilla

(N.) A term that means "Female Control Freak." It can also be a selfish woman.

"Your girlfriend always hogs the Cable TV. She is such a Beyonzilla."

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Skeet

(N.) A Euphemism for Ejaculate. It's a simple as that.

No White person knows what "Skeet" means, so you can have some fun with the word at Work or School. Intrestingly enough, no White person has even heard that word before Dave Chappelle or the Yin Yang Twins in "Saltshaker"(: "Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean." That's funny as shit, by the way.)

by G-Union May 10, 2004

Chappelle's Show

(N.) A hilarious sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that is known for being America's #1 source of offensive humor. In fact, it really is the ONLY thing funny on Comedy Central. It has been renewed for a second season and unless Comedy Central plans to pull a "FOX", it seems to be here to stay for a while.

Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "OKAY!"

by G-Union March 18, 2004