g's definitions

Essex girl

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

by g September 17, 2003

dhol

this is what desi'z play at partyz or when ever to get real hyper and get them in the mood for some glassys (drinks)

PARTY BOY- yo singh where your dhol at
DHOLI- yes yes man i got it with me
PARTY BOY- phenchoud get it out then init
DHOLI- aite letz gob, BRUAHH

by G December 23, 2004

Chris Moneymakers

1. Oakley polarized sunglasses worn by the famous triple-chinned poker player, Chris Moneymaker.
2. Commonly worn to look "cool" and to coerce women into having sex.

Origins:
Term originated in late 2004 after long hours spent watching the World Series of Poker.

"Did you see CB with those Chris Moneymakers on? He was gettin all the breezies at the club!"

by G January 21, 2005

here

What one would say smoking herb in a circle when passing to your left.

Your Mom: Yo, pass that shit son.
Son: Here

by G June 27, 2003

perfect woman

Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.

guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!

by G August 4, 2003

freshie

came st8 from india or pakiland n speekz funny english BBUUUUTTTTt they takin overrrrrrrrr!!!!

True say ASIANZ running rampent, loosing respect
STILL WHAT DID U EXPECT?
CENTURIES OF dominatin over asianz and blackz,
lynches, rapez, attackz.....
i dont call this an invasion man i call this PAYBACK...
now WE AINT GOING NO WHERE TILL we get our DAMN JEWELZ back

All the problemz U CAUSED worldwide,
HAD TA come back home, now u screaming WHITE PRIDE!
GOD SAVE DA QUEEN? Damn rite she needz ta be saved!
BUTZ ITZ TO LATE! So no point in getting dem headz shaved
check da LABELZ ON your BOMBER JACKETS, see were they MADE
U gotta ACCEPT US, let go of that hate
THERES more ta come, check OUR FERTILTY RATES!

And I aint sayin dis shit for street Cred,
just giving knowledge ta all U skinheadz,
sumthin which was kicked of by yor grandadz, n now u MAD,
and we GLAD, ECSTATIC, U GOTTA give us credit,
we DIDN'T even take over by being VIOLENT,
we just getting VISAS and ILLIGAL ASYLUMZ….
so SEAL dem airportz or close DEM PORTZ
We still breedin a whole ARMY whilst on INCOME SUPPORT

What u actualy think we like it hear?
Bad food, weathers CRAP
Shit education and your women are FAT
but that's not includin CATHERINE ZETA JONEZ
She da only one allowed in DA NO WHITE ZONE,

STILL Look at the countries u divided, from Kashmir, Korea, Yugoslavia, Palestine,
Man WE should round u all up and try u for WAR CRIMEZ!
What we doin now is the result of your IMPERIAL RULE!
We takin your JOBz, your country, FUCK IT keep the crown JEWELZ
Wat goes around COMES AROUND
The future of UK, aint white.guess again, ITZ BROWN.

by G December 23, 2004

Pheq

sexy bitch.

your dad.

by G July 25, 2003