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Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015

granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by G June 7, 2003

dove

a twenny sack

"sup wit the dove-sack gee?"

by G February 22, 2003

SNAPS

Surprise. Astonishment.

Oh snaps that car is awesome.
Oh snaps I forgot my money!

by G February 26, 2003

bumbaclut

Back in Jamaica when the woman had their periods they did not have disposible towels, they would use clothes and then wash then, when they were hung up to dry, when they were on the drying line they were called Bumbacluts. It is a very rude word in Jamaica, like cunt

Rass u fossy hole bumbaclut bwoy mi gonna shoot yah fi dead

by G May 13, 2005

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003