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a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
by fup duck September 5, 2011
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In a proclamation of naive aridism, Arnold Schwarzenegger said "where most see a wasteland, I see opportunity" (for energy development)
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by fup duck July 1, 2011
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The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback
by fup duck July 7, 2011
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