DBH

diameter at breast height

she was halfway up a palm tree of 20" DBH when it occurred to the onlooking congressman that her public straddling was not at all lady-like

by fup duck July 03, 2011

nasal snap

a quick sniff usually immediately following a display of cock-sure i told you so arrogance.

When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.

by fup duck July 05, 2011

hay bailer

term applied to a botanist who collects plants in a plant press, until the press is so full it resembles a bail of hay

That Marcus E. Jones was sure a hay bailer

by fup duck July 01, 2011

hens tooth

analogous term from evolutionary biology meaning something that is extremely rare or obsolete

the odds of finding a hens tooth were better than the chances of locating the snowmobile keys lost somewhere in Cindy's overalls

by fup duck July 03, 2011