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a week visiting your girlfriend's relatives with little to do other than gas up the rental Pontiac at the Cum and Loaf, or rage out on a cornfield with your brother-in-law's John Deere
The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback
by fup duck July 7, 2011
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