Definitions by fup duck

DBH 

diameter at breast height

she was halfway up a palm tree of 20" DBH when it occurred to the onlooking congressman that her public straddling was not at all lady-like

DBH by fup duck July 3, 2011

receptackle

joyous greeting at an airport etc... resulting in majority of participants and innocent bystanders being heavily fondled and knocked to the ground

Amy's warm receptackle at RFK was just what we needed after the long standoff between President Carter and the hijackers.

receptackle by fup duck July 3, 2011

hay bailer 

term applied to a botanist who collects plants in a plant press, until the press is so full it resembles a bail of hay

That Marcus E. Jones was sure a hay bailer

hay bailer by fup duck July 1, 2011

topsnatcher 

a botanist who, in attempting to collect a plant specimen for an herbarium voucher, fails to uproot the entire specimen, and instead collects only the top portion of the plant, which lacks the often diagnostic root system.

Tasha was a fine botanist, but also a real topsnatcher

topsnatcher by fup duck July 1, 2011