fup duck's definitions

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

by fup duck September 5, 2011

nasal snap

a quick sniff usually immediately following a display of cock-sure i told you so arrogance.

When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.

by fup duck July 5, 2011

Nostralgia

the recollection (often fondly) of a scent from the past

Having finished college in Hawaii and upon returning home to Gary Indiana, Lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth

by fup duck May 28, 2016

Barnacle

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots

We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.

by fup duck July 22, 2011