funkfunk's definitions

ohio

A boring state that I live in. It's not all hillbillies. I live in the north, and it's cool here.

Don't go further south in Ohio, or it'll be just like deliverence.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

chucks

My hella hyphy shoes I had before anyone else did at my school. Cool only when actual cool people wear them.

Alyssa: OMG, carrie!!!! Look at my new pink chucks! Aren't they so kewl?!?!1111
Me: Shut up you little whore. Go whore up something that's not cool.
Alyssa: Omg, why are you such a bitch?!?!11111
Me: Why are you such a dumbass whore?

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

We're in this together now

A beautiful song by Nine Inch Nails, aka, Trent Reznor, about Love, or some suspect drugs, because of his deep addictions to drugs.
Contains a refrence to 'Heroes' by David Bowie.
Very nice to listen to, with your headphones blaring.

You, and me. We're in this together now.
None of them can stop us now.
We will make it through somehow.
You, and me.
Even after everything.
You're the Queen and I'm the King.
Nothing else means anything.

by funkfunk July 21, 2006

Manwhore

Boys who are sluts. He think's he's a playa, but he's just a manwhore.

I wouldn't date Ryan because he's a skanky manwhore.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

men

Not really any purpose. They say Women are useless sex objects who are only good for cooking, cleaning , etc, then get mad when the women bitch at them. Think they are the greatest people alive. Most guys are ug-a-ly. Sometimes there are cool men, but they usually get killed by another man, because in man-life you have to be a worthless ass.

Guy who you just met: Lets fuck, you're blonde, I'm horny.
Blonde girl: How about not?
Guy who you just met: What a bitch! Go do the dishes, cunt! MEN RULE!

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

Michigan

Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.

I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.

by funkfunk April 27, 2006