10 definition by funeral wolf

Someone that cheats on someone else for 3-4 months. They usually lie about everything, and act as if they know everything. This person may have a name that stats with A and ends with ber

It means you are cute!!! Also means Abbi is cute.

The Spider Bee is known to live in parts of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. It gets its name because it has the wings and stinger of a bee along with the legs and the ability to create spider webs like a spider. The Spider Bee is a quiet bug most people will never see it, but it is there. It is always watching, and waiting for the exact moment to strike. ~created by justin and abbi~

The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.

Std that cats get from aids infected people. Also from the fagina full of aids

this fucking bitch that is fake as hell and her mission in life is to fuck people over. no one likes this bitch and the only reason people even know who she is is cause she was with someone who was known by everyone, everyone wishes she'd just go the fuck away

one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.

So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.

Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.

The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.