one day, a man who was feeling kind of ill, he tought he might have the flu was really horny and his wife would not have sex with him because he was sick.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
So he went out to his barn and walked over to a pig, and fucked it. Not knowing the pig had the flu. After that he was still hella horny and he wanted something new, so he decided to fuck a chicken.
Again, not knowing the chicken was sick. After he had his way with the chicken he was still kind of horny and he really liked the way the pig felt so he went back and fucked the pig.
The pig was now infected with, the swine flu.
A couple of days later, he wanted to have sex with his wife, but again she wouldn't let him.
So he went off and found Chris Brown.
And fucked Chris Brown. (Who liked it btw) And then Chris Brown came back to the US with the swine flu.
omg..i haz the flu of the swine!
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
YOU THE SWINE FLU GTFO
..dude you're gunna die
dude: why?
guy: you has the swine flu o_o
by funeral wolf May 6, 2009
Get the Flu of the swinemug. The stress that is put on the heart when someone is morbidly obese. This is usually caused, because the person eats at McDonalds every day.
Fuck I have so much fat stress on my heart. x.x
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
NOOO IMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM THIS FAT STRESS FML
I would never get fat stress unless I was paid to eat a heart attack.
by funeral wolf April 25, 2009
Get the Fat Stressmug. COL means Christ Out Loud.
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass
Made up by a pissed off 5 year old in the heat of the moment of beating some ass
by funeral wolf April 7, 2009
Get the COLmug. by funeral wolf April 29, 2009
Get the the clatmug. by funeral wolf April 16, 2009
Get the Panda Facemug. this fucking bitch that is fake as hell and her mission in life is to fuck people over. no one likes this bitch and the only reason people even know who she is is cause she was with someone who was known by everyone, everyone wishes she'd just go the fuck away
That bitch is a fucking vcunt
by funeral wolf July 3, 2011
Get the vcuntmug. Someone that cheats on someone else for 3-4 months. They usually lie about everything, and act as if they know everything. This person may have a name that stats with A and ends with ber
by funeral wolf September 28, 2008
Get the cheating whore slutmug.