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in sambo

In congruence. In harmony. At one with.
He lived his entire life with his longtime girlfriend, in sambo, and in agreement; his life at peace.
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Gorilla Fart

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.
I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.
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furnace

The general term for the external and some of the internal female genetalia. All of the mons pubis, the vulva, labia and vagina ending with the cervix. So named for the heat it exudes.
I couldn't wait to see her sweet, wet furnace.
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Spitties

Sunflower seeds. So named for what you do with the shell after you injest them.
Hey buddy. Pass me that bag of spitties, will ya?
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sandalista

As far as is known, the term was coined by (or at least first published by) political satirist and humorist PJ O'Rourke as an essay and later published in his book, Holidays in Hell regarding the Lefty-loving, hacky-sack playing dirtballs who mourned the Sandinista's (FSLN, led by Daniel Ortega) death as a political power in Nicaragua.

The Sandalista can be described as any number of unwashed, unshaven, greasy, long-haired psuedo-hippies who spent their time lamenting the passing of Che Guevara, Paul Wellstone and most specifically, the death of Communism in Nicaragua. Their honorary political figurehead is now Jimmy Carter. They are no longer welcomed by the decent people of Nicaragua, so they came back to the United States to torment and pester the public here.

Sandalistas put no effort whatsoever into making themselves presentable to the public at large, nor any effort into obtaining job skills that would make them the least bit employable. They can be identified by sandal-clad unwashed feet, unshaven pits and legs (females), scabs, foul breath, unshaven faces (male and female) and wild, matted, uncombed hair. Their stench announces their approach. Puka shells and love-beads are their choice of tribal adornment. Females typically wear long batik skirts (to identify them as female, allegedly) to hide the bug bites on their legs, and wear no make-up. Males may or may not wear black make-up around their eyes. Many are pierced all over their bodies and head, and most have some sort of tribal tattoo. In all, it is a failed attempt to appear the peasantry they want you to think they represent.

Their politics are always Leftist.

The only species of humanoid more vile smelling than the Sandalista is the feces-encrusted drunken wino and the elusive Skunk-Ape of the Florida Everglades. Though the Skunk-Ape has better personal hygiene.
Jesus H! Look at that filthy, stinking dirtball handing out flyers on the corner! Is that stench coming from HIM? Damn, I wish them Sandalistas would get a bath and a job. Let's get the hell out of here before his fleas jump on to us!
mugGet the sandalistamug.

duckroll

An image of a toy duck on wheels, when expecting an electronic computer link to something else. Often found on message boards and blogs frequented by computer fanboys. The precursor to the modern Rick Roll.
Damn! I got a duckroll instead of that video clip of Elvis I was looking for!
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charver

The example given in #31 should be enough proof as to the intellect of the typical chav. They can't spell, nor can they speak in a fashion that is understandable to anyone else but a charver. However, the male variety are proficient in getting stinkin' pissed every day of the week, and the female is likely to breed like rabbits before they reach the ripe old age of 16, and are typically on the public dole. They think they are tough, but they are instead ridiculous. The dregs of society. Monkeys that fling feces at a zoo are better mannered.
Charv: Lenz a tab, ay?
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!
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