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oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice
Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!
by fruitermelon August 21, 2007
mugGet the oh my god godmug.

bisexual

someone who will lick semen out of a vagina
It doesn't mater what gender you are, if you eat'z the cream piez then you're bisexual
by fruitermelon March 12, 2008
mugGet the bisexualmug.

death wagon

A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.
My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.
by fruitermelon July 1, 2008
mugGet the death wagonmug.

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.
To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Only to find out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '
by fruitermelon October 1, 2008
mugGet the twisting bitches outmug.

banana slam

smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you
Sir Allan II: wats cooking ugly faggot ass bitch lookin
Loki: stfu b4 i banana slam you
by fruitermelon February 16, 2008
mugGet the banana slammug.

shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
by fruitermelon January 16, 2010
mugGet the shit i fartedmug.

r2c

r2c is shorthand for saying 'reply to confirm', which is a command given to someone via some sort of intermediary communicative device. It usually follows a statement or command given to someone that is particularily important for the intended receiver to understand and/or follow.
Yo i'm picking up 3 for $45 for us and will, plz r2c
by fruitermelon June 2, 2010
mugGet the r2cmug.

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