fruitermelon's definitions

banana slam

smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you

Sir Allan II: wats cooking ugly faggot ass bitch lookin
Loki: stfu b4 i banana slam you

by fruitermelon February 16, 2008

r2c

r2c is shorthand for saying 'reply to confirm', which is a command given to someone via some sort of intermediary communicative device. It usually follows a statement or command given to someone that is particularily important for the intended receiver to understand and/or follow.

Yo i'm picking up 3 for $45 for us and will, plz r2c

by fruitermelon June 2, 2010

maiden tag

someone's virginity, aka losing their maiden status

trevor lost his maiden tag in whorehouse.

by Fruitermelon July 16, 2007

GF Stamp

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.

We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.

by fruitermelon November 22, 2009

death wagon

A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.

My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.

by fruitermelon July 1, 2008

oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice

Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!

by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

by fruitermelon September 25, 2008