bisexual

someone who will lick semen out of a vagina

It doesn't mater what gender you are, if you eat'z the cream piez then you're bisexual

by fruitermelon March 12, 2008

death wagon

A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.

My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.

by fruitermelon July 01, 2008

pong juice

Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.

Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.

Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.

Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.

by fruitermelon January 03, 2010

oh my god god

what you say when you really don't care about what the other person is saying; i.e. a sarcastic 'oh my god'. Best if used in a whiny annoying tone of voice

Lame Person: dude i have to tell you this story, this tree fell at my school man it was incredible!
Me: (whiny) OH my GOD GODDDD!

by fruitermelon August 21, 2007

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

maiden tag

someone's virginity, aka losing their maiden status

trevor lost his maiden tag in whorehouse.

by Fruitermelon July 16, 2007

GF Stamp

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.

We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.

by fruitermelon November 22, 2009