fruitermelon's definitions
smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you
by fruitermelon February 16, 2008
Get the banana slammug. 2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.
1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.
1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
by fruitermelon January 16, 2010
Get the shit i fartedmug. by Fruitermelon July 16, 2007
Get the maiden tagmug. Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.
Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.
Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.
Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.
Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.
Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.
by fruitermelon January 3, 2010
Get the pong juicemug. A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.
My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.
by fruitermelon July 1, 2008
Get the death wagonmug. Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.
To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Only to find out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Only to find out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '
by fruitermelon October 1, 2008
Get the twisting bitches outmug. by fruitermelon March 12, 2008
Get the bisexualmug.