fruitermelon's definitions

banana slam

smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you

Sir Allan II: wats cooking ugly faggot ass bitch lookin
Loki: stfu b4 i banana slam you

by fruitermelon February 16, 2008

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.

"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"

by fruitermelon June 2, 2010

r2c

r2c is shorthand for saying 'reply to confirm', which is a command given to someone via some sort of intermediary communicative device. It usually follows a statement or command given to someone that is particularily important for the intended receiver to understand and/or follow.

Yo i'm picking up 3 for $45 for us and will, plz r2c

by fruitermelon June 2, 2010

twisting bitches out

Having sex with a female. Literally, the use and manipulation of their bodies during the act of having sex; phrased in a manner that eludes to a quantity of partners to demonstrate sexual prowess for the male.

To understand, Kek was forced to google and search,
For 'twisting bitches out' but it just didn't work
But he took some classes, man that AP's tough,
Just to figure out that it was 'just sex stuff :( '

by fruitermelon September 25, 2008

bisexual

someone who will lick semen out of a vagina

It doesn't mater what gender you are, if you eat'z the cream piez then you're bisexual

by fruitermelon March 12, 2008

death wagon

A very unreliable or ill-equipped vehicle, that is not capable of handling the mode of travel intended for it.

My '96 Isuzu trooper swerves every time I steer and has faulty safety belts. I'm not taking the kids in that death wagon.

by fruitermelon July 1, 2008