Definitions by fredautonom

Chris McDaniel

A political candidate that is so far from being mainstream it is not even funny. They, in fact, are the opposite of mainstream. Some might even say he or she is an extremist.

The Mississippi Libertarian Party says they want to be more mainstream. I said good, that must mean they are going to stop flirting with Chris McDaniel.

Chris McDaniel by fredautonom April 3, 2015

Rights

A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.

To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.

Rights by fredautonom March 15, 2015

Right 

Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

Right by fredautonom February 27, 2015

Scratch Cat Fever

An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.

He stays up all night working on making math games on Scratch. I think he's got Scratch Cat Fever.

Scratch Cat Fever by fredautonom February 21, 2015

Elf Yourself 

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

Elf Yourself by fredautonom December 20, 2014