fredautonom's definitions

Scratch Cat Fever

An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.

He stays up all night working on making math games on Scratch. I think he's got Scratch Cat Fever.

by fredautonom February 21, 2015

toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Right

Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

by fredautonom February 27, 2015

Hartz

When you get heartburn and gas at the same time.

I shouldn't have had that chicken. Now I got the Hartz.

by fredautonom April 12, 2015

Emo Spelling Nazi

Someone who insists that one spells a band name or song title the way the band spells it despite the fact that the band name or song title is not even spelled correctly to begin with.

Fred posts the following status on Facebook, "Fallout Boy is the worst band ever!"
Brandi comments, "It's spelled Fall Out Boy and they are the best band ever!"
Fred comments, "You Emo Spelling Nazi, they don't even spell their own name right. It really should be 'Fallout Boy.'"
Brandi comments, "Fall Out Boy is NOT an Emo band."

by fredautonom April 3, 2015