fredautonom's definitions

Rand

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

Right

Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

by fredautonom February 27, 2015

Hartz

When you get heartburn and gas at the same time.

I shouldn't have had that chicken. Now I got the Hartz.

by fredautonom April 12, 2015

Chris McDaniel

A political candidate that is so far from being mainstream it is not even funny. They, in fact, are the opposite of mainstream. Some might even say he or she is an extremist.

The Mississippi Libertarian Party says they want to be more mainstream. I said good, that must mean they are going to stop flirting with Chris McDaniel.

by fredautonom April 3, 2015

Emo Spelling Nazi

Someone who insists that one spells a band name or song title the way the band spells it despite the fact that the band name or song title is not even spelled correctly to begin with.

Fred posts the following status on Facebook, "Fallout Boy is the worst band ever!"
Brandi comments, "It's spelled Fall Out Boy and they are the best band ever!"
Fred comments, "You Emo Spelling Nazi, they don't even spell their own name right. It really should be 'Fallout Boy.'"
Brandi comments, "Fall Out Boy is NOT an Emo band."

by fredautonom April 3, 2015