Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 21, 2014

Rand

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

by fredautonom May 13, 2015

Rand

v. To alienate your base by trying to appeal to a larger base.

The more he Rands, the less I like him.

by fredautonom May 13, 2015

Right

Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.

Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.

by fredautonom February 28, 2015

Rights

A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.

To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.

by fredautonom March 15, 2015