fred's definitions

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

word

cool, nice, Excellent.

"thats like word man!"

by fred May 13, 2005

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

shedet

bisexual at times, mainly after the cock
of officers on the commandant's staff to get rank, extreme sluts of the institute. bree

females attending military institutes

by fred November 22, 2003

Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser

nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff

by Fred October 15, 2006

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.

by Fred November 7, 2003