fred's definitions

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

dazmanultra

An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.

James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.

by Fred October 31, 2003

caahncil

Term used to describe UK 'trailer trash'. Similar to 'pikey'. They usually have Argos jewellery (gold hoop earrings for girls, sovereign rings for both sexes), baseball caps, fake Burberry and gelled fringes. Males smoke cheap fags by holding them between two fingers and thumb, never just between two fingers like the rest of us. Don't work - too busy appearing on Trisha or being part of the 'rough couple' in Wife Swap.

She's really caahncil.

by Fred November 7, 2003

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.

by Fred November 7, 2003

pics or stfu

official answer to most threads on tranceaddict.com

by Fred November 7, 2003

crap

rap. Rap is crap.

you can't spell crap without rap

by fred November 11, 2003

slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.

"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."

by Fred November 14, 2003