fred's definitions

igmo

ignorant moron

"W" is an igmo.

by Fred October 16, 2003

zahzah

a black guy who cant stop living in the past. he hates all white people because his parents told him to. he thinks he is the shit because he is the only black guy at school.easy to piss off.

you fucken zahzah. i'll kill you.

by fred November 10, 2004

capri

n: American, based off of 'hot sex'
name used to describe any girl who you would want to have sex with.

Man, she's a real Capri

by Fred September 1, 2004

meat & two veg

a tastey english meal

meat and veg

by fred November 25, 2003

fahmeda

A very short person, wears large shoes, enjoys spanking. They have very large eyes.

Look at that Fahmeda

by Fred September 25, 2003

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003