fred's definitions

California

heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately

northern california and the big sur

by fred September 10, 2004

Nerd

nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'

sadly, they're deluding themselves

see also: geek, outcast, loser

nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff

by Fred October 15, 2006

word

cool, nice, Excellent.

"thats like word man!"

by fred May 13, 2005

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

shedet

bisexual at times, mainly after the cock
of officers on the commandant's staff to get rank, extreme sluts of the institute. bree

females attending military institutes

by fred November 22, 2003

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004

Rizzy

izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

by fred April 2, 2005