Urban Dictionary: Definitions by fred

retart

Hybrid of the words RETARD and TART. 2 in 1.

ie. Christ, you're such a retart!

retart by Fred April 11, 2005

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when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

constawanger by Fred April 9, 2005

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Amazingly hairy yeti-like being with an over agressive nature, and a childlike desire to always beat his friends. Not a good golfer

Stop being such an Avigdori!

Avigdori by Fred April 7, 2005

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chis lane's dick!
christened by izzy n polly!

polly, pizzle is so smooth! do u shave it?

pizzle by fred April 4, 2005

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When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

phased by Fred April 4, 2005

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izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

Rizzy by fred April 2, 2005

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1.bullshitting like hell
2.going off in a modd for no reason

dude u are doing a padd E because it obvious that u are not related to the mafia

dont mind him he just went off on a padd E for some reason

padd E by fred March 29, 2005

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