fred's definitions

strawmanized

A word often used but never defined.

Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.

by fred May 11, 2003

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

neck

oral sex on a man

paige gives good neck

by fred April 17, 2003

Bowmer

A Damn sexy man

Lee is a Bowmer

by Fred April 7, 2003

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

1337z0r

Simply the word 1337 with the suffix z0r, meaning that you are not just 1337, you are 1337z0r.

I am t3h 1337z0r!
You 1337z0r f00!

by Fred March 20, 2003