fred's definitions

supermegacheese

white cracka ass foo' who posts on tribalwar.com about free activation codes and then hides his ass in a corn fieldz

that bitchass supermegacheese and his corn field don't post shit when it's time to roll.

by fred November 27, 2003

Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004

Fuck up

A failure, someone who really messes up.

Omg you're such a fuck up.

by FreD July 23, 2004

Stupid

Slang word for gay or fag to be used in the presence of homosexuals.

It was "stupid" when he had to be forced to purchase the I heart NY panties.

by Fred November 29, 2004

Tasht

The fuzzy,snotty type stuff you find on your eyelashes.

Dude! Get that tasht outta yo eye! You look blind!

by Fred January 19, 2005

Shit fer brains

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

by Fred January 19, 2003