fred's definitions

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done

I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes

by Fred May 13, 2005

supermegacheese

white cracka ass foo' who posts on tribalwar.com about free activation codes and then hides his ass in a corn fieldz

that bitchass supermegacheese and his corn field don't post shit when it's time to roll.

by fred November 27, 2003

Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

by Fred September 22, 2003

Gnosis

The text hidden from the public view by the Cathlic church demed as hersey. These texts counterdicted the way the church was run. Many who still preached these teachings were burned by the church.

The Cathlic church says God is in the church, the Gnosis text say he is all around us no matter where you look.

by Fred October 19, 2004

Feathered rat

See Pigeon

by Fred September 22, 2003

Challonge

Challenge, but french.

"He CHALLONGED ME!"
"Is that a challonge?"

by Fred August 10, 2004