108 definitions by frank klaune
The forceful, sometimes violent expulsion of liquid shit into the toilet at high velocity. The "spray paint" term relates to the viewing of the underside of the toilet seat and the general condition of the toilet bowl which is usually well sprayed with dumpage.
"Man, I had such a gut cramp, I ran to the bathroom and let go with spray paint. Damn, it's a good thing we're at Frank's house. I wouldn't want to clean that up at my house."
by frank klaune March 6, 2004
To be in a great deal of pain.
Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.
by frank klaune March 30, 2005
by frank klaune May 2, 2005
by frank klaune March 16, 2004
The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
by frank klaune January 27, 2005
The loud sound generated by the rapid oscillation of the anal sphincter which is a direct result of the expulsion of a considerable volume of intestinal gas at great force which causes an overwhelming aroma of nauseating proportion.
"Grotee let a furp go and, man, you could feel the ground shake, and afterward, damn, I almost vomited."
by frank klaune November 23, 2003
Term used to describe vigorous sex with a some hot bitch. Usually used in a hypothetical situation- bar talk.
Frank was all boozed up when he gestured to that bitch in the corner and said to me, "hey... how would you like to fuck her headlights out." Frank is such a moron.
by frank klaune June 24, 2006