In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."
T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004
Get the dickstickmug. Low viscosity excrement. The term "liquid thunder" is mainly used when describing loud, nasty shitting done by small babies.
Damn, Frank handed me the baby but just as soon as he did that I noticed there was liquid thunder running down the kid's leg.
by Frank Klaune January 21, 2005
Get the liquid thundermug. by Frank Klaune May 02, 2005
Get the pissed upmug. Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
Get the squirts, themug. Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!
by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005
Get the super gluedmug. A wise and witty observation relating to how today's liberal interacts in the modern world. It is the obvious mix of "fib" (as in lie / liar and deceit) and "iberal" (as in "liberal"- i.e. ignorant, unrealistic socialist who wants big government to solve all problems at the expense of liberty). An accurate portrayal of today's left wing kooks who use revisionist history, rhetoric, character assasination and a complicit media to further their own skewed agenda which flies in the face of history, reason and common sense.
"I turned on the news tonight but couldn't stand the biased trash the fiberals were dishing up, so we played Scrabble instead."
by Frank Klaune July 09, 2004
Get the fiberalmug. Term describing the anal prostate check portion of the annual physical examination done on older men. The "finger wave" is done by the gloved hand of the examining physician. One only hopes that while the "finger wave" is being done you don't feel both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders at the same time or you're in trouble.
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
Get the finger wavemug.