fraghappy's definitions

AOL

1) (n.) A shitty, slow, spammy, laggy, poor customer-serviced, all-around sucky internet connection. Often associated with internet connections that crash excessively for no apparent reason.

Wow, your AOL sucks!

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

Gomlich Effect

The law of physics that states that if one teenage girl is screaming for something, other nearby teenage girls will begin screaming for it, and the mass of screaming girls will grow exponentially until every teenage girl within a four-mile radius is screaming.

Backstreet Boys are the worst band ever, and their success was based only on the Gomlich Effect

by fraghappy December 1, 2004

Christian science

1) (n.) An oxymoron or paradox.

2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.

That Christian science reminds me of the software title "Microsoft Works."

by fraghappy November 6, 2003