badass

My dad

My dad is a badass

by frabrizio May 03, 2018

people

What stupid adults and stupid teenagers believe babies to be.

Adult 1: Babies are people too.
Person 2: No, silly. Don't overestimate babies.

by frabrizio September 12, 2016

sweet dreams

What a cop says before tasing you

Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

by frabrizio September 30, 2020

tranquilizer dart

A weapon that should be banned internationally. It is a dart that drugs animals so they cannot save themselves from being taken to a zoo, relocated, moved to another habitat, being tagged, or a checkup. It is used for recreation by animal abusers who know it's illegal to kill the animal.

Zookeeper: Time to be moved to a new habitat, whether you like it or not! *shoots cheetah with tranquilizer dart*

by frabrizio January 11, 2018

French

When you wanna sound fancy you use French words

Entre vous

The mansion had a je ne sais quoi quality to it

I had la ice cream for dinner

French

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

rape

To fuck someone in the ass against their will

Did you see the episode where he raped Squidward?

by frabrizio December 16, 2017

Fuck off

What you say to a group of ignorant people when they're annoying you

Fuck off

by frabrizio August 09, 2017