fotofly's definitions

Corn Rogue

1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.

2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.

Jimarcus Jackson got hair extensions when he got drafted by the Raiders, what a Corn Rogue

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

stillbilly

1. a reclusive, rural, mountain man who lives in the wilderness, and makes moonshine for a living.

2. a stillborn billy goat

The history of Nascar can be traced back to a backwoods "stillbilly" named Jed, who made and smuggled White Lightning Moonshine in a fast car.

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

Republistruction

The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.

Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.

The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

wiki trickle

1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.

The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.

by Fotofly December 1, 2010

chicken brothel

1. a chicken farm run by large American franchise restaurants that cram as many steroid fed chickens as possible into an unhealthy environment to increase their financial bottom line. These franchises have little or no regard for public health.

I ain't eating that shit bird from a chicken brothel, so don't go to KFC.

by fotofly December 5, 2010