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Definitions by fonsucu

A man who is fond of being fistfucked.
Yo no voy a Hot. Solo hay fisteros
I don't go to Hot. Only fisteros hang around.
fistero by fonsucu January 17, 2009
In Spanish slang, be astounded, originally due to the effects of LSD. These days, be bewildered by something.
Vais a flipar cuando veáis el carro que compré
You won't believe your eyes when you see my new car
flipar by fonsucu January 17, 2009
Noisy, repetitive techy music popular in Spain, particularly in the megadiscos along the Mediterranian coast. Apparently best enjoyed with high doses of MDMA.
Paso de bakalao, tío, me pone la cabeza como un bombo
Couldn't care less about bakalao, mate, it gives me headache
bakalao by fonsucu January 17, 2009
A homosexual who likes fucking without condoms, "a pelo". Barebacker.
Apelero busca machos para orgía
Barebacker looks for macho men for orgy
apelero by fonsucu January 15, 2009
En la calle del Barco paran mogollón de yonkis
In Barco Street there's always loads of junkies
yonki by fonsucu January 15, 2009

Filipino 

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.
A los filipinos les encanta merendar
Filipinos are very fond of picnicking.
Filipino by fonsucu October 27, 2008

kesehoda 

Filipino spelling for Spanish "que se joda", "fuck him", well-deserved.
Aquino's son was shot in a mug-up in Tondo

Kesehoda,he's filthy rich
kesehoda by fonsucu October 22, 2008