fonsucu's definitions

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, "mistress"

Ese le ha puesto un piso a la querida.

Se ha echado una querida y ya no pisa por casa.

by fonsucu August 1, 2008

chapa

In Spanish gay slang, an instance of sexual intercourse, typically between a male prostitute (chapero) and his customer.

Qué, tío, nos hacemos una chapa?

What then, mate, shall we have a shag?

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

apelero

A homosexual who likes fucking without condoms, "a pelo". Barebacker.

Apelero busca machos para orgía
Barebacker looks for macho men for orgy

by fonsucu January 15, 2009

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, mistress

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress

by fonsucu August 5, 2008

Filipino

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.

A los filipinos les encanta merendar
Filipinos are very fond of picnicking.

by fonsucu October 27, 2008

lumi

In Madrilian slang, whore, prostitute

Salí de farra y acabé con una lumi
I went out for a spree and ended up with a whore

En la Gran Vía madrileña hay mogollón de lumis
In Madrid's Gran Vía there are tons of whores

by fonsucu February 4, 2009

parida

An absurd action, suggestion or comment.

"No me vengas con paridas" "Don´t come with silly suggestions"

"Ha escrito cuatro paridas y se cree un escritor" " He has written some pieces of nonsense and believes himself a writer"

by fonsucu June 12, 2008