by fonsucu June 12, 2008

¡Qué carro más guapo, tío!
What a nice car, man!
¡Qué tetas más guapas tienes, tía!
You've got wonderful boobs, girl!
What a nice car, man!
¡Qué tetas más guapas tienes, tía!
You've got wonderful boobs, girl!
by fonsucu January 31, 2009

Salí de farra y acabé con una lumi
I went out for a spree and ended up with a whore
En la Gran Vía madrileña hay mogollón de lumis
In Madrid's Gran Vía there are tons of whores
I went out for a spree and ended up with a whore
En la Gran Vía madrileña hay mogollón de lumis
In Madrid's Gran Vía there are tons of whores
by fonsucu February 04, 2009

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.
by fonsucu October 27, 2008

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress
by fonsucu August 05, 2008

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