fitofpeak's definitions
A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
Get the lotion chimpmug. In the proofreading business, a document that is full of typographical errors, aka, “typos.” The expression is a play on the concept of the so-called universal blood donor: type O being the blood type that can be donated and transfused to anyone regardless of their blood type, a “universal donor” document is … full of Type Os.
Chad, take this universal donor back to your desk and fix all the !@#$% misspellings and punctuation errors, jeez.
by FitofPeak June 11, 2021
Get the Universal donormug. A ten-dollar word for "screwing around," i.e., wasting time -- circum (around) + coition (having sex).
by FitofPeak April 12, 2010
Get the Circumcoitionmug. A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.
"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."
by FitofPeak August 25, 2012
Get the man-aging partnermug. An iPhone that has been accidentally immersed in water, beer, soup or other liquid, with resultant catastrophic failure.
by FitofPeak September 18, 2012
Get the iDrownmug. Professor Hull's thesis is not merely obviously wrong, but reaches new heights of fecocephaly. Kudos to the tenure system for providing him the continued opportunity for such ascents.
by FitofPeak July 17, 2012
Get the Fecocephalymug. His readers were amused by his often lewdicrous turns of phrase, such as "She's had the clap so many times it's applause" or ""You must be nuts to be sleeping with her, or at least be thinking with them."
by FitofPeak June 28, 2012
Get the Lewdicrousmug.