hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa

1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar)

patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.

by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009

bunny shit

small round turds

See: pooble

I've been eating all the wrong stuff this vacation, and all I can manage are bunny shits.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

pussy-grab

a period of activity defined by the single-minded pursuit of getting as much pussy as possible, no matter what the social or personal consequences

Person A: How did you like visiting St. John's?
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.

by figleaf23 January 01, 2009

Rite of Shiva

the totally non-violent erotic art of tonguing a girl's clit while you have your thumb in one of her holes and your middle finger in the other.

Chicks absolutely love getting the Rite of Shiva.

by Figleaf23 August 18, 2007

frittata

1. A type of omelette made with Mexican flavorings

2. Being permitted to view or touch a woman's breasts without having to pay -- i.e. free tatas.

Mmmmm everyone looooves frittatas!

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

spartan

descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.

Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009