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1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.
by figleaf23 January 20, 2009
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describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.
Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

by figleaf23 September 11, 2007
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Sandra Day O'Connor, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor (O'Connor, Sandra Day), Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by figleaf23 September 4, 2007
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'enough' -- in the usage of archaic legendary figures such as Marvel Comics' version of Thor the thunder god.

Hold Utgardsloki! lest I smite thee with my hammer till thou cry 'Enow'!
by figleaf23 August 29, 2007
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patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.
by figleaf23 September 8, 2007
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erotic art refers specifically to sexual techniques one does to add pleasure for one's partner(s), in contrast to sexual acts that give pleasure only for oneself
Professor Sex says: the shakey shakey is one of the erotic arts, whereas the angry dragon is not.
by figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.
by figleaf23 November 24, 2009
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