fidness 1957's definitions

Beekeeper

A person whose genetic make up renders them susceptible to honeybee pheromones. Such people undertake the care of colonies of honeybees without being aware that it is they being farmed not the bees.

When you become a beekeeper you look at flowers differently. You look with an appetite.

by fidness 1957 March 7, 2025

Moron

An archaic term for a retard.

That republican doing every thing possible to further the spread COVID19 is not really a moron he just has to pretend to be to get the moron votes.

by fidness 1957 August 6, 2021

rebarkable

An amazing event of which a dog feels compelled to inform you. This could be other dogs, cats, people, helicopters, thunder; essentially anything other than rocks.

My dog never fails to find it rebarkable that other people blatantly walk their dogs by his sacred territory.

by fidness 1957 September 8, 2012

Fancy Water

Water, which given a chance crystallize into snow.

Dammit , that fancy water brought down that fellers roof.

by fidness 1957 January 16, 2022