Definitions by ferdii6069

old poop 

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

old poop by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

crack one 

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

crack one by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

taking a schmidt 

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

taking a schmidt by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

hair bear bunch 

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

hair bear bunch by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016