hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.
by ferdii6069 April 25, 2016
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 April 23, 2016
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varicoceles

Varicose veins forming on the testicles and on the spermatic cord. Sometimes causes inability to father children.
Jim always sat with his legs crossed, so now he's got varicoceles and can't have babies.
by ferdii6069 July 05, 2016
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old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.
In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."
by ferdii6069 April 21, 2016
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