Definitions by fauxbourdon
quof
Alternate spelling of quofe.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss he would quof and splatter urine everywhere.
quof by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
penis queef
A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
penis queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
dick fart
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
dick fart by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
quoafing
The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.
verb: To emit penile flatulence.
ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.
NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.
quoafing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
dickqueef
Another word for a dick fart or a quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dickqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dickqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
dick queef
Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
dick-queef
Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005