by fart patrol September 28, 2019
by fart patrol February 23, 2022
Timgerbs – A bizarre hybrid of a tiger and a gerbil, known for its remarkable ability to do absolutely nothing while somehow acting like it's busy. Often found lounging in a pile of snacks, pretending it’s plotting world domination but actually just trying to remember where it put its phone. Timgerbs has an impressive talent for starting projects with the enthusiasm of a toddler on sugar, only to abandon them the moment it realizes there’s a nap to be had. If laziness was an Olympic sport, Timgerbs would still miss the event because it overslept. This person also keeps his finger close to butt holes
by fart patrol December 04, 2024
Hottest drummer in the world but is incapable of jogging due to the the ice cubes that keep falling out of his glass and is weirdly into goats.
by fart patrol March 01, 2023
by fart patrol September 29, 2019
by fart patrol September 29, 2019
by fart patrol September 29, 2019