Definitions by fart patrol

TIMGERBS 

Timgerbs – A bizarre hybrid of a tiger and a gerbil, known for its remarkable ability to do absolutely nothing while somehow acting like it's busy. Often found lounging in a pile of snacks, pretending it’s plotting world domination but actually just trying to remember where it put its phone. Timgerbs has an impressive talent for starting projects with the enthusiasm of a toddler on sugar, only to abandon them the moment it realizes there’s a nap to be had. If laziness was an Olympic sport, Timgerbs would still miss the event because it overslept. This person also keeps his finger close to butt holes

Timgerbs produces his largest finger as soon as he see a chris golby

TIMGERBS by fart patrol December 4, 2024

CarParkMark 

Hottest drummer in the world but is incapable of jogging due to the the ice cubes that keep falling out of his glass and is weirdly into goats.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I'm just really into CarParkMark.

CarParkMark by fart patrol March 1, 2023

Marrianne Fanta 

The LEGEND best person in the world

Your a Marrianne fanta, I wish I could be like you

Marrianne Fanta by fart patrol February 23, 2022

hewhore

The noise a cowboy prostitute ninja makes when doing karate.

"hewhore" cool karate, cowboy prostitute ninja Mr Golby

hewhore by fart patrol September 29, 2019

spagballs 

When your Dad dunks his balls into your spaghetti.

"Dad I can taste your ball's in my Spaghetti again..............damn Spagballs

spagballs by fart patrol September 29, 2019

Chris Golby 

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

Chris Golby by fart patrol September 29, 2019

butt muncher 

When your undies are getting chewed up by your massive ass.

Andrew you once again your a butt muncher, next time put a larger size on.

butt muncher by fart patrol September 28, 2019