Definitions by fart knocker

do it 

to shag

are you gonna do it with her

do it by fart knocker February 4, 2007

Queens English 

The English language as it is written and spoken in the UK.

Colour not color;
Through not thru;
Now try pronouncing aluminium without making the oooo sound!

Queens English by fart knocker May 28, 2003

buttcrack girl 

The sexiest girl in the world. I want to be her best friend.

Damn, buttcrack girl, you look mighty fine

buttcrack girl by fart knocker May 7, 2003

Rush

Quite possibly the most talented band in the world. Their music rocks.

Rush rules.

Rush by fart knocker May 7, 2003

Jethro Tull 

An awesome band.

Jethro Tull rules

Jethro Tull by fart knocker May 7, 2003

the full monty 

everything exposed in its entirity

the full monty by fart knocker April 24, 2003

man utd

English football team

man utd by fart knocker April 24, 2003