fREd's definitions

Barney

A kook on a mountain bike.

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.

by Fred July 24, 2003

Avigdori

Amazingly hairy yeti-like being with an over agressive nature, and a childlike desire to always beat his friends. Not a good golfer

Stop being such an Avigdori!

by Fred April 7, 2005

constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

by Fred April 9, 2005

random

syn. for cool, good, awesome or gnarly.

Wow you're really random.

by Fred June 29, 2004

caahncil

Term used to describe UK 'trailer trash'. Similar to 'pikey'. They usually have Argos jewellery (gold hoop earrings for girls, sovereign rings for both sexes), baseball caps, fake Burberry and gelled fringes. Males smoke cheap fags by holding them between two fingers and thumb, never just between two fingers like the rest of us. Don't work - too busy appearing on Trisha or being part of the 'rough couple' in Wife Swap.

She's really caahncil.

by Fred November 7, 2003

1337z0r

Simply the word 1337 with the suffix z0r, meaning that you are not just 1337, you are 1337z0r.

I am t3h 1337z0r!
You 1337z0r f00!

by Fred March 20, 2003

try hards

White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben

"yeah, safe man, heavy"

by Fred February 29, 2004