ez's definitions

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

pack rat

When having sex doggy style, the man pushes his balls inside the vagina, thus creating the pack rat.

Sally was quite alarmed when Johnny gave her a pack rat last night.
(Johnny has elephantitis)

by EZ January 25, 2005

tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 21, 2003

BUDUNKADUNK

Just about the coolest wor d in the world. It originated in Africa when small females with extremely large asses needed names for them. It the came to america with the french and is used today by many people. it means an extremly Lushious Ass that almost puts off an mangnetic like attracticion makeing your hand moveing nearer and nearer!

Ohh SHit DUde. That Ass Is SOOO LUSHIOUSE. Hand drawing nearer and nearer. I need that BUDUNKADUNK

by EZ May 13, 2005