pastrami

1. n. this awesome fatty sliced meat that tastes funky.

2. adj. A person or persons who look like they have been hit by a car, or a big black guy.

3. A fat woman's ass.
1. "wow, this pastrami is mmmm... mmmm... good."

2. "Wow, you look like overdone pastrami, homestar."

3. "What in the hell are you talking about? That's a nasty pastrami ass, if I have ever seen one."
by Exodus April 28, 2004
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tards

short for retards, especially used online.
"gah... ur so gay u tards"
by exodus April 29, 2004
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crapola

1. having a large amount of junk
2. having valueables that are only of value to you.
3. to fill in where would otherwise be a swear word, generally replacing shit.
4. Double crappiness at it's fullest
1. "Hmm... I have to rumage through all of this crapola"
2. "woot, my crapola rocks the house"
3. "... my damn roomate stole all of my crapola"
4. "fucking crapola, my balls are gone"
by exodus May 01, 2004
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guzang

n. Slang for a gun. gun
"Don't make me shove my guzang up your asszang motha' fucka', yo, bitch yo."
by Exodus April 28, 2004
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Turkey Day

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
by Exodus December 01, 2003
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