evil tim's definitions

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer

by Evil Tim September 9, 2003

Goemon

Not to be confused with Gomamon (which is a digimon); he would probably be the one to complain the most if he saw Lupin and Fujiko doing the nasty...

L: Who's your daddy, girl?
F: Oh, you are!
G: Would you two at least wait until I got out of bed to do that?! *gets up* Disgust rises from within me...
F: You just had to do here...'Ah, Fuji-cakes, he won't even notice because he's a heavy sleeper...' yeah right!
L: At least he didn't notice the...you-know....

by Evil Tim July 31, 2003

Jet Link

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast

He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw

by Evil Tim September 12, 2003

cootie-cat

The vagina, girl part, p*ssy

Coach Curry has a stinky cootie-cat. i smelled it while 'he' was down the hall

by Evil Tim September 27, 2003

The Evil porkchop

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

by Evil Tim May 1, 2006