evil tim's definitions

Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer

by Evil Tim September 9, 2003

Jet Link

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast

He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw

by Evil Tim September 12, 2003

macháte

Spanish for 'get to steppin'' or 'beat it'

Ugly dude- hey baby wanna kiss?
Shawn B.- Uggghhhhh... macháte, por favor

by Evil Tim October 1, 2003

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

The Evil porkchop

An evil porkchop that comes to life and bites off people's nipples at night. also likes humping peoples legs

One day i was waling down the street when The Evil porkchop came from behind a parked car and bit my nipples off

by Evil Tim May 1, 2006