evil's definitions

Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by Evil October 18, 2003

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 30, 2004

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined

You are so spedcial

by evil August 24, 2003

black bloc

revolutionary anarchist street tactic where participants engage in direct action against the forces of corporate and state repression, dressing as the indigenous zapatista rebels of chiapas do, in black with bandannas or balaclavas. also the bane of bed-wetting conservatives, cry-baby liberals and ignorant neo-fascists alike, many of whom have been upstaged or bitch-slapped by the black bloc with extreme vigilance.

"The Black Bloc pissed all over George Bush's inaugural parade in January, 2001."

by evil March 30, 2004