April 15th

April 15th is a quite notable day but in a bad way (fuckin bars dude). On April 15th, the Titanic tragedy occurred, Notre Dame fire, death of Abraham Lincoln, U.S Tax deadline, Boston marathon bombing, and it’s also the day I killed that couple and the witness and buried their bodies in Indiana northwest of a 7/11 in Indianapolis.
“They’ll never find the bodies I produced on April 15th.”
by everythingelseistakenbruhh April 20, 2025
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Ordit

My randomly generated Among Us username from like 2021 that I thought was cool
“Ordit”

“How the fuck did you get in my house”
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P320

The world's best pistol at being a grenade
"DROP THE GUN!!"

"I CAN'T, IT'S A P320"
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Horse of all trades

You remembered the phrase wrong, it’s “Jack of all trades, master of none
“Im a bit of a horse of all trades

“Huh?”
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State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
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