ethan bishop's definitions

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

zitties

zits on a chick's tits.

Man, just as I was about to fuck that fat bitch, I started to grab her tits. It was then thatI realized that they were nothing more than triangular mounds of fat covered with zitties.

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

dictimize

when you fuck a chick so damn well, you have to wipe her cum off your balls.

Dude, I totally reamed your sister so hard, I left that bitch dictimized.

by ethan bishop December 1, 2006