etchasketch's definitions

pretzelvania

where all the amish live.

by etchasketch October 22, 2003

Ramen

what college kids and janitors live off of.....dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.

by etchasketch October 21, 2003

psp

paintshop pro, an image creating and editing program produced by jasc that is used professionally or just for the hell of it to (usually) make website layouts.

most everyone has it, but the question is do they know how to use it?

by etchasketch January 5, 2004

passion fruit

a homosexual prostitute

"we rented a passion fruit for some tomato-throwing fun on my birthday"

by etchasketch November 17, 2003

virgin whore

it all sort of depends on your definiton of virgin, whether oral/anal/vaginal are all forms or just traditional vaginal, etc. but in this case we're going with vaginal. a virgin whore is generally a young girl who goes out with a lot of guys and would seem like the type to go the distance (vaginal), like a slut or whore or whatnot, but instead will only blow the guys (oral) or receive anal. while never getting traditionally penetrated. so it's like they're remaining a sort of virgin as an image but still abusing the other parts of sex. for whatever reason.

whole and pure yet..not.

by etchasketch February 16, 2004

the man show

meaning of life when the original hosts adam & jimmy were still on..think sexist terms illustrated by naked blondes humping a giant penis

by etchasketch October 21, 2003