29 definitions by erin montgomery

bubber

A drunk, especially one who's fallen on hard times. A wino or junkie.

That bubber sleeping in the alley spent his rent money getting drunk every night for a month.

Skilled, clever, agile, and sophisticated. A hende person is polite, efficient, and capable.

That Nigel is the most hende butler you could want, he's polite, efficient, and can fix anything...

Booze, wine or ale -- usually cheap and barely drinkable.

Don't go to that club's party, all they serve is cheap bub.

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.

Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...

by erin montgomery April 30, 2010

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

All six of her boyfriends think she's lily...