eric's definitions

Maricopa County

A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.

Maricopa County is run by a bunch of fucking nazi's.

by Eric April 27, 2006

paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 3, 2003

Willika

The Willika is a creature of supurior being is above all others in COOLNESS, The Willika gets ALLLL da ladies and pretty much everything he wants. He's a big fellow too, if your school doesn't have a willika, then your school sucks.

Man Willika has been too cool today, he stole all me girls! But I'm cool with that..

by Eric December 13, 2004

mongry

A combination of "money" and "hungry". To be used when someone is being especially stingy with their money.

Stop being such a mongry Jew, Kyle.

by eric February 20, 2005

bounce

To hit switches in a car with hydraulics/bags/air suspension/etc.

Yo, look at that car bounce.

by Eric January 7, 2003

E-rock

Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.

Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.

by Eric May 4, 2008

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006