jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 05, 2003

unibomb

The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed.

Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.`

by Eric May 04, 2004

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 29, 2003

biggest

Best; worst; most tubular; most heinous.

Dude, that meter maid just ticketed my car even though I had put money in the meter. She's the biggest.

by Eric December 01, 2004

Poopy

something the little kids at my school enjoy saying.

kindergarteners: Hey Eric! Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
Me: go away you little pests.

by Eric December 09, 2004

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 05, 2005

poove

slang for gay like queer or fag

dude stop being such a fucking poove

by Eric November 03, 2004