13 definitions by enigmanic

nosegoblin

A large mass of mucous picked from your nose. A very large booger.

He should stop picking his nose and blow it properly. He's been pulling out nosegoblins.

by enigmanic February 6, 2009

donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

by enigmanic February 6, 2009

power dump

To forcefully release a large turd, often splashing the toilet water on your anus or testicles.

I took a power dump and splashed my balls.

by enigmanic May 10, 2009

anal boom

To flatulate noisily, to expel a fart so loudly it can be heard in another room of the house; to fart loud enough to frighten small children.

He made an anal boom that caused my ears to pop.

by enigmanic May 10, 2009

take a smash

To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.

I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.

by enigmanic May 10, 2009

geek

A person of high intelligence who typically does not fit into popular social groups. Geeks tend to make friends with other social outcasts with similar hobbies and/or interests.

That geek is pretty smart, but he always gets teased by the preppies and jocks.

by enigmanic May 10, 2009