emma's definitions

Cunted as Fuck

A phrase to use when your day or a situation couldnt get any worse.

ie 'today was cunted as fuck', i' was cunted as fucked last nite mate'

by Emma November 18, 2004

Splingyg

A Nor-folk gal, creative owner of camper van, in the midst of a ker-azy family she is the only sane one (or so she tells us) :) loves everything that blings and splings.

I'm off to Norfolk to see the splingyg!
Splingyg would love that, it's so shiny!

by Emma November 21, 2004

dirty duck

when a girl with no legs drags herself across the sandy beach and her cooch gets rammed with sand

its sandy

by emma February 18, 2004

Fanning

when you rub peanutbutter all over your clit and let brandy and shamrock lick it off

its ok because its your dog

by emma February 18, 2004

wizzle

a wizzle is just what wangsters call a wiger. But in my oppinion TALK NORMAL

that guys a WIZZLE fo'shizzle

by Emma February 26, 2004

Blowhog

Umm... it has no real reason n so it can be adapted 2 any occasion n it'll make u sound good!

Help, Im a blowhog
God Jo is such a blowhog
Hey is that a wart hog over there or is it a really tremendosly rare Blowhog!
etc
etc

by Emma March 9, 2004

cant be arsed

cannot be bothered

I cant be arsed to think of an example

by Emma March 30, 2004